ABERCARN R.F.C. Stuart Mayne
| Positions | Any |
| Nickname | Mayney |
| Date of Birth | 21/2/74 |
| Height/Weight | 8' 2" / light weight |
| Job | Sex therapist |
| Favourite Food | Anything |
| Favourite Drink | Lager, vodka, red bull |
| Likes | Women especially fat ugly ones |
| Dislikes | Beautiful blondes |
| Favourite Players | Martyn Williams |
| Hardest Opponent | |
| Worst Dressed team mate | Duddgey |
| Most Intelligent team mate | Harper |
| Least Intelligent team mate | Owen Peebles |
| Best Story about a team mate | |
| One Word to describe you | Awesome |
| Best Rugby Memory | Everything |
| What three things would you take on a desert island? | Joradn ; Pam ; Fridge ; Beer ; Dinghy |